Oh Summer 16′. You’ve brought us the dirtiest Olympics, literally and figuratively: the millennial nostalgia of Pokemon Go and the Endless return of Frank Ocean.
But now that summer is over, we are on the brink of cuffing season. Now if this isn’t your first rodeo, you know that you need to step up your game if you want to make it to playoffs. The trick is to start exploring your options now to make sure you don’t end spending your holidays alone stuffing your face with leftover pies and bing-watching Rob & Chyna. Lets face it, there is only so much Tinder can do for you boo.
Ten years ago we were sitting behind a computer logging onto chat platforms to talk to our friends. Today we scroll through our Facebook timeline and have full on conversations on Whats App while catching up with a friend over a cup of coffee who is telling you how her recent breakup has turned her into a Yogi. Talk about multitasking, because apparently this isn’t rude but innovative. So seeing as everyone has a closer relationship with their phones nowadays; having a conversation with someone you’re trying to get to know has become quite a challenge. So what is the fastest and easiest way to get to know someone? Ask them the most personal question: “What’s on your Continue Watching List on Netflix?”.
If you don’t want to end up having a very awkward “morning after”, binge -watching Bo jack Horseman while having a beer for breakfast, don’t consider checking if you’re compatible by comparing your Netflix feed to see if you are on the same level/page/book to what the true meaning of life is.
So here is a top 10 of the most watched shows on Netflix and what they tell you about your new love interest
Game Of Thrones
Enjoys mindfucks, role play and long walks to the fridge. Pays attention to details and is very prepared for this winter, which means a cuddling master has entered your life. Has an above average attention span and will remember every single thing you tell them. So great conversationalist! Keep in mind that you may have a Hipster on your hands, if so don’t run away, you should deal with this in an honorable way. Ghost them ’till they get the message and leave you alone.
Knows the ingredients to swag and isn’t ashamed to mix it up with a dash of ratchet. Is either a great dancer or has good taste in music and enjoys doing activities out of the house. Beware of this person playing you though, your lover may be seeing other people or plotting something twisted. Tough Cookie.
Orange Is The New Black
You are dating an emotional wreck with a perverted mind. The upside of having an over dramatic lover is the great and passionate sex though, so if you can deal with some drama you are in for a wild ride.
Ideal Date Night – Open Mic night at a dingy bar.
You’re either dating a Boss Lady or a man who admires a woman in charge. This person is not to be played with, you have a living polygraph on your hands so don’t even think about telling a white lie because you will get caught. Plus side, you caught a loyal lover who will be devoted to you. Just make sure you change all your passwords once in a while…just in case.
A Millennial in it’s truest form. Considers his tight group of friends like family and shares everything with them. This means it won’t be easy to be accepted in the group. Work your charm because they will judge you more than your in-laws. Enjoys house parties, fantasy/science fiction and Eggo waffles.